Street Name: Major Dave, aka Dave Condon Race Category: Road: 5 - MTN: Beginner - Cross: C Favorite Bike Part: Caliper Brake Favorite Beverage: Turkish Coffee Pre-Race Feed: Waffles Most Used Weapon: Credit Card Pre-Race Tunes: Hair Metal, a little GnR Chamois Cream Choice: What's Chamois Cream?
	Street Name: The English Muffin, aka James Buckaroyd Race Category: Road: Currently 8 - MTN: What is dirt? - Cross: A minus Favorite Bike Part: Velocity white deep v sperm rims Favorite Beverage: coffee Pre-Race Feed: anything in the fridge with mold and marmite Most Used Weapon: A box cutter dipped in marmite Pre-Race Tunes: Tycho and Junior Boys Chamois Cream Choice: Mintful tingly fresh assos
	Street Name: Sautter Pants, aka Chris Sautter Race Category: Road: 3 - MTN: Expert - Cross: Master A Favorite Bike Part: Ruby nipples Favorite Beverage: Free beer Pre-Race Feed: Cereal Most Used Weapon: Paris Pre-Race Tunes: Flight of the Conchords - Business Time Chamois Cream Choice: Assos
	Street Name: Jumplng Joe so Phat, aka Joe Partridge Race Category: Road: 4 - MTN: Expert/Single - Cross: Master B Favorite Bike Part: Crank Favorite Beverage: IPA Pre-Race Feed: Pancake Most Used Weapon: My mind Pre-Race Tunes: Group X Bang Bang Bang Chamois Cream Choice: Butt Butter
	Street Name: Hans, aka Eric Roesinger Race Category: Road: 3 - MTN: Expert - Cross: B Favorite Bike Part: Mavic Tubular Heliums Favorite Beverage: Terminal Gravity IPA Pre-Race Feed: Oatmeal Most Used Weapon: Mouth Pre-Race Tunes: Guns and Roses Chamois Cream Choice: Assos
	Street Name: Greatful Dave, aka Dave Dezellum Race Category: Road: 3 - MTN: Sport - Cross: B Favorite Bike Part: bladed spokes Favorite Beverage: Ginger Beer Pre-Race Feed: eggs and pasta Most Used Weapon: My Legs Pre-Race Tunes: The Ramones Chamois Cream Choice: I like it dry
	Street Name: J-Rock, aka Jeremy Cover Race Category: Road: 5 - MTN: Beginner - Cross: C Favorite Bike Part: the cassette, cause I'm old school Favorite Beverage: milk Pre-Race Feed: raw ribeye Most Used Weapon: chopsticks Pre-Race Tunes: Metallica Black Album Chamois Cream Choice: ???
	Street Name: Babyface, aka Mike Steck Race Category: Road: 5 - MTN: Beginner - Cross: C Favorite Bike Part: bananna seat Favorite Beverage: beer Pre-Race Feed: twinkey Most Used Weapon: throwing star nunchuck combo Pre-Race Tunes: New Kids on the Block Chamois Cream Choice: Ride it Raw (pain is the purifier)
	Street Name: rf, raja, raj, freakshow, gnar gnar, aka Ryan McFarling Race Category: Road: 911 - MTN: Expert - Cross: A Favorite Bike Part: Bottom Bracket Favorite Beverage: Duvel -- it's one devil of a beer Pre-Race Feed: Blackened Catfish Most Used Weapon: Cackling my opponents into submission Pre-Race Tunes: I have an ipod in my head that is always on shuffle. Last time it was 'lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lolli, lollipop...' Chamois Cream Choice: I like to use Belgian knee warmers (google it if you don't know) on my taint. It kills the pain of a good 'ole cross race.
	Street Name: Cochese, aka David Fee Race Category: Road: 5 - MTN: Beginner - Cross: C Favorite Bike Part: The top part Favorite Beverage: For very, very long races, 1 bottle grape ultrafule, 6 oz water, 1 tsp salt, 1 tbsp flax seed oil (seriously) Pre-Race Feed: Clif Shot Blocks Most Used Weapon: Lull my competitors to sleep, then pounce Pre-Race Tunes: I'm not normally a hip-hop guy, but Jurassic 5 Chamois Cream Choice: Cheese, cream cheese
	Street Name: Vinnie Mazz, aka Vinny Mazzuca Race Category: Road: Squirly Wheel - MTN: Need More Travel - Cross: Muddy Favorite Bike Part: The dropout Favorite Beverage: A nice bubby Pre-Race Feed: Straight up Twinkies - like 3 at once Most Used Weapon: Thumb Tacks Pre-Race Tunes: Neal Diamond (Sweet Caroline) Chamois Cream Choice: I can't beleive it's not butta'
	Street Name: Jimmy Big Crouch, aka Jimmy Candelaria Race Category: Road: 5 - MTN: Beginner - Cross: C Favorite Bike Part: New forks Favorite Beverage: Hazed and Infused Pre-Race Feed: Breast Milk Most Used Weapon: Psychological Tantrums Pre-Race Tunes: Pony-Tail Punk Chamois Cream Choice: Battery Acid
	Street Name: Colin Battlewood, aka Nick Gibson Race Category: Road: 3 - MTN: Expert - Cross: B Favorite Bike Part: King headset Favorite Beverage: SPRO Pre-Race Feed: Humans Most Used Weapon: Weapons of mass desctruction Pre-Race Tunes: 2 pac, maybe a little biggie Chamois Cream Choice: Milk not cream
	Street Name: Sir Major VanWeelden of Montevilla, aka Dylan VanWeelden Race Category: Road: 3 - MTN: Expert - Cross: A Favorite Bike Part: I'm all about the nipples Favorite Beverage: Dead Guy Stout Pre-Race Feed: Figs Most Used Weapon: The left and right six shooters attached to my hip. Pre-Race Tunes: 70's Porn Scores or The Avett Brothers Chamois Cream Choice: Buodroex
	Street Name: Emerson, aka Tony Ohotto Race Category: Road: 4 - MTN: Expert - Cross: Master B Favorite Bike Part: The nut that holds the handlebar Favorite Beverage: Free chocolate milk Pre-Race Feed: Porkchop Most Used Weapon: Poke in the eye with a sharp stick Pre-Race Tunes: Three Stooges Chamois Cream Choice: Oil of Olay
	Street Name: Brotha Corndog, aka Charlie Wicker Race Category: Road: 4 - MTN: SS Sport - Cross: Master B Favorite Bike Part: Cog Favorite Beverage: Double Macchiato from CoopCoffeeRoasters.com Pre-Race Feed: Marmite and butter Most Used Weapon: Sandals Pre-Race Tunes: Beastie Boys Chamois Cream Choice: Full fat cream cheese (remember to pack bagel in jersey pocket for post race bliss...mmm mmm)
	Street Name: Nellie Race Category: Road: 5 - MTN: Sport - Cross: C Favorite Bike Part: Which ever part helps me open my beer Favorite Beverage: Stella Artois Pre-Race Feed: Bacon, Eggs and Pasta Most Used Weapon: Craigslist Pre-Race Tunes: Atreyu, Metallica, Takeover Chamois Cream Choice: Strawberry Jelly