Working on Mondays isn't just bad for employees. It's bad for corporations, too. Yet all across the nation, bosses are unwittingly hurting employees, shareholders and the economy by insisting on 5-day workweeks.

Fortunately, we're here to ensure that when you take our noble cause to your boss, the only force you'll need to use is the force of logic. Just print out the following information, march into the head honcho's office and fork it over.

And remember: although you'll be getting Mondays off (and probably a promotion to boot), you're not just doing this for you. You're doing it for your country.

When you really want people to do something, the best tactic is to annoy the bejabbers out of them until they cave in to your demands. We find a really great way to annoy people is by picketing.

Just print the appropriate protest sign for your nationality, follow the easy instructions below, and get the picketing underway. We find it's extra irritating if you chant grating slogans like "Hey hey! Ho ho! Working on Monday has to go!" at the top of your lungs. But, feel free to improvise if you can be more bothersome.

Good luck.

When you really want some hosers to do something, we find the best tactic is to annoy the bejabbers out of them until they cave in to your demands. And one really great way to annoy people is by picketing, eh?

Just print this protest sign specially customized for the Great White North. (Beauty, eh?) Then follow the instructions below, and get the picketing underway. We find it's extra irritating if you chant grating slogans like "Hey hey! Ho ho! Working on Monday has to go!" at the top of your lungs. But, feel free to improvise if you can be more bothersome.

And don't listen when they tell you to take off, eh?

Good luck.

Let's face it, you can't take a legitimate political stance without buttons.

That's why we've provided these spiffy, printable designs. They look great on sweaters, backpacks, ratty Army jackets, baseball caps, guitar straps and sweater vests designed for small animals.

Now all you need is a button maker. We recommend purchasing one online.

However if you can't afford one, you must try to access one by any means necessary.(1) That's called "civil disobedience." Which is also part of taking any legitimate political stance.

Enjoy.

(1) Yakima will not be held reponsible if you wind up in thehoosegow.